is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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