At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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