don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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