Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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