found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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