I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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