bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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