Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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