these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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