Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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