this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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