remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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