Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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