Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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