Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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