I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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