Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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