And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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