They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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