You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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