so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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