Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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