can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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