Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
she peed on how many people?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
There's always time for handjobs
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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