you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
