i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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