i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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