so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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