i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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