we have officially lost it.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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