So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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