my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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