we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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