don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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