u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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