i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
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