just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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