Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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