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(204): View more from Manitoba

I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?

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(213): View more from California

he quoted Bring It On. It's over.

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(858): View more from California

Fuck U Mike is a golden god.

(504): View more from Louisiana

Mike give steph back her phone.

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(256): View more from Alabama

oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?

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(416): View more from Toronto

I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward

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(614): View more from Ohio

lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.

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(623): View more from Arizona

Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?

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