Those balls look pretty dangerous.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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