Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Let's paint friendship bongs
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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