did you get engaged???
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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