you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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