I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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