The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
we're so committed to being not committed
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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