i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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