I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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