I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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