i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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