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That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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