I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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