..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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