make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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